Oh p.s… You’ve Got Mail!

I’ve opened up a personal post office box at the local post office so that my stalkers can send me their letters written in blood and things of the sort to a safe destination where they know i’ll get it! I haven’t received any, so i’m assuming they keep getting lost in the general mail… grrrrr.

I’ll be checking it every day (now that’s dedication!), so don’t worry about it taking ages to get to me!

Here it is,

PO Box 212

Beverly Hills Post Office

Santa Monica Boulevard

Beverly Hills CA 90210

Get writing! But please don’t flood me all at once!

and for the hand deliveries… (which i always find more personal and from the heart)

Stalker Mail

(NOTE: IGNORE THE STAR! the post office in question is in fact on Santa Monica Boulevard, also featured in this map)

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