That’s Showbiz, Kid.

REJECTION.

AGAIN.

i really don’t wanna talk about it.

That would just add salt to my wounds.

But I really don’t understand… I was perfect for that part! I even put on my cheesy announcer voice (all deep and theatrical-like). And i did everything on my own, personal audition checklist!:

I was friendly: I high-fived all the casting directors (TICK)

I was talkative: I told them all about my pigeon encounter (TICK)

I was professional and helpful: I told them everywhere i thought the script needed improving (TICK)

I was appealing: I flashed some leg at each male casting director during one point in the audition (TICK)

Oh my gosh. I just realized. They were all men! They weren’t going to hire a woman! DAMN SEXISTS.

yeah, that’s what it was… damn, um…. sexists.

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